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5th-Nov-2009 02:50 pm
goth
Is it so very wrong that I think the perfect, ideal pick-up line, the one that would work on me irresistably, is:
"Does this rag smell like cloroform to you?"
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5th-Nov-2009 09:06 pm (UTC)
[info]kauricat
LOL That's a good one. My favorite pick-up line is "Join me on the dark side and together we can rule the universe."
5th-Nov-2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
[info]idiomagic
*see icon*
;)
5th-Nov-2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
[info]count_libido
That's my girlfriend's favourite line too!
5th-Nov-2009 09:38 pm (UTC)
[info]idiomagic
Obviously a woman of impeccable taste.
5th-Nov-2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
[info]slipjig
*nose-beverage*
5th-Nov-2009 09:26 pm (UTC)
[info]bramblekite
Ooh, baby!
5th-Nov-2009 09:38 pm (UTC)
[info]idiomagic
*bats eyelashes*
5th-Nov-2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
[info]knastymike
/takes notes
5th-Nov-2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
[info]idiomagic
I knew that posting this would get me in trouble...
5th-Nov-2009 10:12 pm (UTC)
[info]xjenavivex
I love it.
6th-Nov-2009 12:59 am (UTC)
[info]z111
Oh god, that's so me! lol
6th-Nov-2009 03:10 am (UTC)
[info]jtmulc
I'm partial to, "You've stolen my heart - but I have six more in the freezer!"
6th-Nov-2009 04:03 am (UTC)
[info]idiomagic
"I like my men like I like my coffee...finely ground and in the freezer."
6th-Nov-2009 03:21 pm (UTC)
[info]songwind
I was guessing "cold, dark, and bitter."
6th-Nov-2009 03:50 am (UTC)
[info]my_real_head
That would so work on me too. Although there'd be that moment of confusion where I would be looking for the rag in question...

6th-Nov-2009 04:20 am (UTC)
[info]ulitave
[love]
6th-Nov-2009 09:00 am (UTC)
[info]ayoub
It just proves that you like a certain sense of humour :D
6th-Nov-2009 03:22 pm (UTC)
[info]songwind
I'm pretty sure that pickup line works on almost everyone. :)
12th-Nov-2009 09:56 pm (UTC) - Hey, honey!
[info]bramblekite
I heard this and thought of you. Sick from the Spankers, covering Oingo Boingo's "Nasty Habits"--music to be chlorformed by :P

*hugs & kisses* Hope you're well. We want to see you again :)

Edited at 2009-11-12 09:57 pm (UTC)
13th-Nov-2009 06:27 pm (UTC) - Re: Hey, honey!
[info]idiomagic
ZOMG! THIS IS SO AWESOME IT DESERVES ALL CAPS!!!

My mind is officially blown, but I claim part credit for the awesomeness since I introduced Sick to Boingo back in the day. ;)
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